How to search Google like a pro
Sometimes, instead of searching the Internet carefully, I talk to it instead. I think this may be because I spend a lot of time alone. For instance, when I discovered Rhys had marked our couch as his very own, I searched Google with
How do I get dog pee out of my couch?
Then, later, when I got frustrated at trying to clean my couch I searched Google with
My couch is covered in piss!
Which did return some amusing although useless results.
Sure, I could’ve gone with the old way of doing things
couch remove dog pee
But it’s not as much fun.
And, in case you were wondering, the best way to remove dog pee from anything is with a 50/50 solution of vinegar and water. And now you know.